Pilot

E1

Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.

Heroes

E2

Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.

Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

E3

When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.

Racial Sensitivity

E4

Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.

Win Some, Dose Some

E5

Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

E6

Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.

Get Happy

E7

After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.

You Are the Boss of Me

E8

Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.

Bioshuffle

E9

When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.

Trust and Consequences

E10

Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.

Father, Can You Hair Me?

E11

A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.

Jabberwocky

E12

Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.

Secrets and Lives

E13

The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.