Bay'ah

E1

Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

Can You Hear Me Now?

E2

Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

Little Omar

E3

He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!

Miakhalifa.mov

E4

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

3riana grande

E5

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

They

E6

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

Atlantic City

E7

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

Frank

E8

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.

Uncle Naseem

E9

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh

E10

can we just pray together?