Divided We Stand
E1
Gen. Clayton sends a psychiatrist to the 4077th to gauge the camp's cohesiveness and fitness as a unit.
5 O’Clock Charlie
E2
An inept, if punctual, bomber pilot provides comic relief for Hawkeye and Trapper, but inspires Frank to call out the heavy artillery.
Radar’s Report
E3
Radar chronicles the antics of a typical week at the 4077th, which includes Hawkeye falling for a new nurse, a POW going berserk in the OR and Klinger seeking a psychiatric discharge.
For the Good of the Outfit
E4
Hawkeye and Trapper receive high-level flak when they buck the brass to report the "friendly fire" shelling of a South Korean village.
Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
E5
Hawkeye has been operating so long he just can't quit, and he decides to try to end the war while he's at it.
Kim
E6
Everyone wants to mother a wounded and apparently orphaned boy.
L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
E7
Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.
The Trial of Henry Blake
E8
Henry's fitness for command is called into question when he's put on trial for charges stemming from the tomfoolery at the 4077th.
Dear Dad... Three
E9
Another letter from Hawkeye to his father tells about a bigoted soldier who wants the "right color" blood, a live grenade in the OR and Henry's home movies.
The Sniper
E10
A lone sniper turns the hospital compound into a combat zone, traps Henry and Radar in the showers and forces surgery by candlelight after he knocks out the generator.
Carry On, Hawkeye
E11
A flu epidemic leaves yet-to-be infected Hawkeye and Margaret more overworked than ever.
The Incubator
E12
Hawkeye and Trapper hassle the brass to obtain a vital piece of medical equipment.
Deal Me Out
E13
The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.
Hot Lips and Empty Arms
E14
Depressed by news from home, Margaret examines her life and decides to request a transfer.
Officers Only
E15
Something smells rank at the 4077th, and it might be the new officers' club--from which enlisted types are barred.
Henry in Love
E16
Henry returns from Tokyo in love with a woman half his age, but he seems to have forgotten one thing--he's married.
For Want of a Boot
E17
Hawkeye's quest for new boots turns into a never-ending game of horse trading.
Operation Noselift
E18
A private with a prominent proboscis pleads for prohibited plastic surgery--but Frank and Margaret smell a rat.
The Chosen People
E19
A local farmer claims the 4077th is on his land, and a Korean woman claims Radar is the father of her child.
As You Were
E20
Frank chooses a lull in the action to ask Hawkeye and Trapper to perform his hernia operation, and that's just when the war returns full tilt.
Crisis
E21
A wave of conservation hits the 4077th after a vital supply line is cut, creating a variety of shortages.
George
E22
Hawkeye learns a patient was beaten up in his unit because he's homosexual, and Frank wants the soldier drummed out of the Army.
Mail Call
E23
Mail call inspires Hawkeye and Trapper to play on Frank's greed, and Klinger's letters from home cover everything from death to pregnancy.
A Smattering of Intelligence
E24
Frank is investigated by two crazy intelligence men, one who's convinced he's a communist, the other's certain Frank's a fascist.